In the wake of VP Prescott's suspension, the SG's Director of Athletics and Recreation, Zack Solomon, has been tapped to fill in for the remainder of the year. President MacCracken said that "although he is clearly unqualified for the job, he will definitely do a better job than Colin Meiselman would have."
Solomon ran for President last year on a ticket with Prescott. When asked what he thought about the selection of Solomon to take over for him, Prescott said, "Who is Zack Solomon?"
Solomon himself could not be reached for comment. His publicist informed me that he was busy watching the Jets game. Apparently, he was unaware that the Jets do not play in April.
My other post earlier today was certainly not an April Fools' joke. This one might be.
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I like it mike, I do know that the Jets are better than the Browns. And that my friend is not an april fools joke
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