Borrrrrrrrrring

I was flipping through The Eagle this morning, desperately looking for something to blog about. Unfortunately, there is apparently nothing happening at this university. Except that apparently the mafia might be stealing bikes on campus. So that is good.

I guess this is my favorite Eagle rant of the day:

Why is the shuttle service so racist? Why is the "Super Loop" white? Why
couldn't it be the black route? Are there three Ks at the end of President
Kerwin's name?

Because turning arbitrary color codes into jokes about race is always funny.